First of all, we both know you clicked on this entry because you were wondering.. hmm.. what the heck is she talking about. Well, last night I had a whackydoodle dream about the Kentucky Derby. Me, being a pretty big “tomboy” was all lacy and in a dress with one of those typical derby hats on my head that reminded me of a plate of nachos on my head! I was sitting with non other then John Stamos, who I find to be kinda of gaggish. Way too pretty boy for this ol’ gal. He was witty and charming and flashed those perfect pearly whites at me every chance he got, which was returned with several eye rolls!
As the day went on, Smiley Boy and I were going through the race program only to find my best friend of 24 years, Kelli was a jockey of one of favored horses. Keep in mind, Kelli is a 5 foot 10 inch tall blonde that wouldn’t want to break a nail! Then a woman in the other section was saying I didn’t pay for my ticket, which was $8,000 a seat and if I had I would have on a green hat instead. So John Stamos, being the gentleman that he is, gave me a green hat and showed her I paid for my ticket. Yes, I know.. absolutely stupid dream, but while I am writing this I am still snickering.
And… they’re off!!!!!!! Kelli’s horse was in second place and we were cheering and jumping up and down and that same lady, kept giving me the stink eye. As the race was coming to the end, Kelli’s horse was in third and made a final dash and won the race! Little Miss Stink Eye came right over to John Stamos and said I wasn’t allowed back at the Derby ever again and I thought Mr. Charming would defend my honor and he said, ” I know her hat was horrific!” I was CRUSHED! Why didn’t John stick up for me against this terrible woman. Why? Well, she had the green hat and he went off with her! I woke up feeling a tad irritated at John Stamos.
In conclusion, I want to assure you, I have never done, nor will ever do any type of drugs lol Have a great day!
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